Saturday, January 9, 2016

Let Me Take You Down: Inside the Mind of Mark David Chapman, the Man Who Killed John LennonLet Me Take You Down: Inside the Mind of Mark David Chapman, the Man Who Killed John Lennon by Jack   Jones

My rating: 2 of 5 stars

I am fascinated by the actions of the mad. Don't know why. I spend a lot of time trying to understand what was going on in their minds when they committed their atrocities. This book gets real deep in there and I appreciate this. The turn-off, however, is Jack Jones writing style and indulgence in Chapman's lunacy. At times it is written like a novel, with Jones documenting hearsay events as though he himself experienced them, which is a stupid approach for a non-fiction book. He also indulges in hyperbolic poetry describing the importance of Lennon and the evil of Chapman. I feel he would have been much better served with a 'just the facts' style. You want to print a hundred pages of Chapman's bullshit? That's fine, I'll read that because I find that kind of thing interesting but to then add the qualifier of 'this guy is crazy' to separate himself from what he is choosing to include in his own book is just cowardly. The funniest part of the book is the intro, in which Jones states that 'no money from the sale of this book is going to Chapman.' He conspicuously does not mention the fact that he will most likely be pocketing all of the money himself which really doesn't make him any less exploitative. If I had written this bad boy I could have done it in 160 pages and I would have donated half of the proceeds to some social justice charity to at least look a bit decent.

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Saturday, October 11, 2014

Fan-Craft cover for Devo's 'Somewhere with Devo'

First draft of my cover for the Somewhere with Devo single.

Monday, August 11, 2014

Fan-Craft B.B. Boris Album Cover

 I created this cover for the ultra-rare B.B. Boris EP 'Say Hello To Jupiter For Me' using the following two images:

 The cover of his autobiography:

 and the only pic I could find of him on Google image search:

Check out the single from this lost masterpiece!

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Celebrities That My Mother Hated When I Was A Child

Carol Burnett

 Dan Haggerty

 Lily Tomlin

Jason Robards

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Girlfriend Request 1001: Hello, you here?

Good afternoon,

My name is Anjilya. I write you from state Azerbaijan. I am after serious
relations via Internet.

Some details about me: I am pleasant, honest, interesting girl, but I am
very lonely, and I find it tough to find a good boyfriend in here. I want to
find a true person from some other place with whomh I can live my entire
life. I'm faithful and caring.

I  send you this email hoping to get back an answer from you, I also send
you my photo.

If you don’t have relations right now, and if you’re single too, then I
hope you respond me back. I want to know you better and see your photos. I
hope you’ll like my appearance, and you'll answer me soon. In the future
e-mails I'll tell you more about my life. I also jope to discover more about
you. I look forward to your reply.


P.s. please never ask me for nude pictures. I am not that kind of person.

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

The Hottest Piece of B**ver on Leave it to A**, I mean... oh... you know!

Helen Parrish... played Lumpy's mom on the first season of Leave it to Beaver, died of cancer the following year.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Outrage and Disgust

So this woman allegedly slips an angry letter under the door of her neighbor with a special needs child and now it is being posted on Facebook because the people posting it were disgusted and outraged by it.  I read some of it though I never would have had the people outraged and disgusted by it in the first placed never shared it.  I feel that now I am obligated to say that I am also outraged and disgusted but I'm not.  And anyway, I don't like sharing things that outrage and disgust me on Facebook.  I like to share my video gaming achievements and zany quotes or music videos that I think might entertain those who know me.  How can one possibly be truly outraged and disgusted by something so stupid anyway?  I mean, are you really disgusted, like did you read the letter and actually want to vomit?  Were you really outraged, I mean, did your blood start to boil and did you beat your chest for want of the words that would express your feelings? I doubt it.  I think that the objections to the letter were just as hyperbolic as the letter itself.  If you have a special needs child at home or something it may have gotten under your skin because it hit close to home yet are you going to rush out into the street yelling and demanding justice?  I think that it's just another case of too many words.  Too many words.

Monday, July 15, 2013

Look At This F*ckup

Welcome to a new segment, Look At This F*ckup

Check out the link below for more detail. This moron is a total
F*ckup. He's been killing people for several years allegedly. 

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Following the Success of the Cheers Reboot.... FRASIER!



Julian McMahon as Dr. Frasier Crane 


Cillian Murphy as Dr. Niles Crane

Kiera Knightly as Daphne Moon

Joe Don Baker as Martin Crane

Whitney Cummings as Roz Doyle

 Charlie Day as Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe

 and Artie Lange, making a very special appearance, as Norm Peterson

Monday, March 18, 2013

Monday, February 4, 2013

Breaking News! Geraldo to Head Up the 'The View: Men'


                                                                     Geraldo Rivera

Rivera has reportedly agreed to play the Barbara Walters role in the upcoming 'The View: Men'.  Rivera will lead up a six man super group led by the leading staples of the talk show format:

 Jerry Springer

 Montel Williams

 Maury Povich

 Dr. Phil McGraw

and Artie Lange

Walters has reported that the series will be the 'brother' show of her incredibly succesful 'The View'.  She hopes to tap into the male demographic in the same way she has dominated the female viewing audience of the day time airwaves.

Friday, January 25, 2013

Blue Haiku

Feel like a shitbird
Allergies kick a brother
Sick as a mother

Influenza credenza
Snot is running down his nose
My asshole tightens

Whip the mule's ass hard
Tippy toe until you fall
Tan a toddler hide

Nose is sore right now
Blew it then broke it in two
Full of piss and clit

Jungle gym hi jinks
When they catch you after school
Strapped up and racked up

Take a baby bottle
Sippy upper lip kissy
Take them panties off

She wanted a fist
Furious repetitive
Morbidly obese

You must eat healthy
The cream rose to the tip top
Down the hatch it goes

Just wet my whistle
Before mother has returned
Washing the bed sheets

Blue Haiku

A new segment inspired by the film "Dancing at the Blue Iguana".

I have a hard one
Those tits I want to nibble
But still, I drop loads

Monday, January 14, 2013

The Dark Knight Returns!

The fan fave Frank Miller masterpiece is finally getting the movie treatment!  Kelsey Grammer will play the aging Bruce Wayne in the forthcoming Dark Knight Returns!

 Kelsey Grammer
as Bruce Wayne/Batman

Dakota Fanning 
as Carrie Kelly/Robin

Ted Danson
as The Joker

 Bruce Willis
as Harvey Dent/Two-Face

Josh Brolin
as Clark Kent/Superman

Sam Elliott
as Commissioner Jim Gordon

 Uma Thurman
as Commissioner Ellen Yindel

Melanie Griffith 
as Selena Kyle

Al Franken 
as Dr. Bartholomew Wolper

John Ratzenberger
as Oliver Queen/Green Arrow

and Artie Lange
as The Mutant Leader